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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Coma!
Coma who?
Coma little closer and I'll tell you!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
I'm egg-cited to be here!


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Joke: Knock!Knock! no one is in... no one is in who...wait...aren't you suppose to say that... :I


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Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Call. Call who? I dunno.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
OCD!
OCD who?
OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Holla Lula!
Holla Lula who?
Holla lula! It's raining men! Hallelujah!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interruption snail.
Interrupting snail who?
*10 seconds pass*
Snail!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to you! I think I just hit your car!


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