Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
America!
America who?
Just kidding, freedom rings!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Euripides!
Euripides who?
Euripides pants and I'm gonna be mad!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice pick!
Ice pick who?
Ice pick English, I've never heard of who?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman!
Doorbell repairman who?
Ding dong! My work here is done.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama!
Obama who?
Obama self, can you be my friend?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there!
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!