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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
America!
America who?
Just kidding, freedom rings!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Euripides!
Euripides who?
Euripides pants and I'm gonna be mad!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice pick!
Ice pick who?
Ice pick English, I've never heard of who?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!


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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman!
Doorbell repairman who?
Ding dong! My work here is done.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama!
Obama who?
Obama self, can you be my friend?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there!
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!


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