Dirty Jokes

Joke: A grandpa sees his grandson has a condom in his wallet and asks him "What's that?"

The grandson embarrassed, replies "They keep your cigarettes dry in the rain."

The following day the grandpa sees a man buying condoms and cigarettes at a gas station and tries to start a conversation "I bet your gonna put a long camel in those."

Joke: What did the pirate do after his parrot bit his dick off?

Joke: What do you think about a sex change?

Joke: Why do tweekers like to have sex doggy style?

Joke: What do you get when you put 50 lesbians in a room with 50 lawyers?