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Joke: Johnny asked his mom how to deal with a girl at school who liked him a lot. His mom told him to find out how she really feels. Johnny asked how to do this and his mom told him to beat around the bush. Johnny then said, "what, just like you and dad do??"


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Joke: What do you call a closet full of lesbians?


Punch line: A liquor cabinet.


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Joke: What are the 2 hottest animals in the farm?


Punch line: ┬░Brown chickin_┬░ Brown cOow~ (sing out like 60s pornmusic)


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Joke: A grandpa sees his grandson has a condom in his wallet and asks him "What's that?"

The grandson embarrassed, replies "They keep your cigarettes dry in the rain."

The following day the grandpa sees a man buying condoms and cigarettes at a gas station and tries to start a conversation "I bet your gonna put a long camel in those."


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Joke: Have you heard about the deaf gynecologist?


Punch line: Don't worry, he reads lips.


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