Dirty Jokes

Joke: How does Jackie Chan masturbate?

Joke: Tyler and his wife Kallie go to Las Vegas. They get to their room and they find a card for a prostitute. Kallie cannot believe it and wants to see if the prostitute will really come. Tyler calls the number on the card and says "Can you come to Trump Hotel, room 1445?"

An hour later they hear a knock on the door and Kallie hides in the bathroom. A woman comes in and says "Hi. My name is Destiny."

Tyler asks her "How much do you charge?"

The prostitute replies "$500 per hour."

Tyler says "I was thinking more around $25" and the prostitute looks at him disguised and walks out.

Later Tyler and Kallie are at the bar getting drinks and Destiny walks up to Tyler and says "See, that's what $25 gets you!"

Joke: What is a porn star's favorite drink?

Joke: A sailor walks into a bathroom and sees a kid looking at him. The kid asks him, "Mister, are you a sailor?"


The kid says yes and puts the hat on. A few minutes later a marine walks into the bathroom and the kid is staring at him, "Mister, are you a marine?"

He replies, "Yeah... Why? You wanna hold my dick or something?"

The kid replies, "No thanks. I'm not a sailor, I'm just wearing his hat."

Joke: A man walks into a bar and approaches a beautiful woman. He asks her, "Would you have sex with me for $10,000?"

She thinks about it for a minute and replies quietly, "Yes."

To this he asks, "What about $100?"

She is outraged, "What kind of girl do you think I am?"

He laughs, "We already have that established, now we are just negotiating the price."