Dirty Jokes

Joke: Why did the man get arrested after he was found with his 15-year-old escort?

Joke: A woman is golfing with a couple of her friends. On the first hole she sinks a twenty-foot putt. On her way to the second hole she gets stung by a bee. It is extremely painful so she runs off the course to find a doctor. She is extremely lucky and runs into one. He asks her, "Where did the bee sting you?"

She replies, "Between the first and second hole!"

He says, "Well first of all, your stance is way to wide."

Joke: What's the best part of working in the porn industry?

Joke: A man accidentally sent a picture of his penis to everybody in his address book.

Not only did he feel stupid afterwords, it cost him 20 dollars in stamps!

Joke: How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?