Dirty Jokes

Joke: What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, starts with C and ends with T, and has a U and N in the middle?

Joke: How is sex like a game of cards?

Joke: What did the man say after having sex for an hour and 45 seconds?

Joke: What is green and eats nuts?

Joke: An old married couple was sitting on their porch in rocking chairs.

The old man grabs his wives breasts saying 'if these still made milk we wouldn't need the cows.' The old woman remains silent so he moves his hand.

A little later he reaches over and grabs her crotch and says 'if this still laid eggs we wouldn't need chickens.' The woman remains silent so he moves his hand.

A few minutes later, the woman grabs the old man's dick and says 'if that worked we wouldn't need your brother.'