Dirty Jokes

Joke: The dove is the bird of peace and the hawk is the bird of war. What is the bird of true love?

Joke: John was a man who, like many people, ate out of boredom. He would often eat things just because they were in front of him.

This is how he lost his job as a gynecologist.

Joke: Wife: Do I look fat in these jeans?
Husband: Can I be completely honest with you without you getting mad?
Wife: Of course!
Husband: And you won't get mad?
Wife: Yeah.
Husband: Okay... I fucked your sister.

Joke: A girl walks up to her father and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"

He looks at her and decides it's time. So he tells her about the birds and the bees, masturbation, sperm, pregnancy, and STD's. After a lengthy speech he asks her, "So what made you ask about sex?"

She replies, dumbfounded, "Mommy said lunch would be ready in a couple of sex."

Joke: A little boy catches his dad looking at porn and asks him "Dad, what's that between the guys legs?"

The father responds "That's his third leg."

Then the little boy asks "What about that lady?"

The father replies "Well that's her second mouth."

The little boy thinks for a while and says "Is that why guys walk so fast and women talk so much?"