12 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why did the man go to the psychiatrist covered in plastic wrap?
6 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What's the difference between being horny and being hungry?
6 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man comes home from his job at the pickle factory and tells his wife he was fired. She asks him what happened and he tells her "I got fired for putting my dick in the pickle slicer."
His wife replies "On no! Are you okay?"
The man says "Yeah I'm fine."
His wife replies "You're not hurt? Was the slicer turned on?"
The man says "Oh yeah, she loved it."
6 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man comes home one day and brags to his wife, "I bought Olympic condoms. How about we try out a gold one tonight?"
His wife replies, "How about we try a silver one instead? You can try to come second for a change."
12 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man gets pulled over for drunk driving and is put into handcuffs. The female police officer that pulled him over tells him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."
He stumbles and yells, "Tits!"