Dirty Jokes

Joke: An American guy goes to Europe to get laid. He takes a girl from the club back to his hotel room. After the first round he asks her, "You finish?" She shakes her no.

They go for a second time and again he asks her, "You finish?" But again she shakes her head.

They do it a third time and he is exhausted at this point. He asks her, "You finish?"

She replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."

Joke: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

Joke: Tyler is watering his lawn when one of his old friends Connor happens to walk by. They get to talking and Tyler asks Connor "What have you been doing?"

Connor replies "I'm studying logic."

Tyler asks "What exactly is logic?"

Connor says "I'll give you an example. You have a dog, children, and you are heterosexual. Right?"

Tyler gets excited "Yeah! How did you know that?"

Connor answers "I noticed you had a dog house, and I noticed those bikes in your garage. So I knew you had kids and a dog. Since you have kids you are probably heterosexual."

A week later Tyler runs into another one of his friends, Chandler, and tells him of his encounter with Connor. Chandler asks him what logic is so Tyler asks "Do you have a dog?"

Chandler replies "No."

Tyler says "That means you're gay!"

Joke: How are weather men just like every other man?

Joke: What's the female form of Viagra?