Dirty Jokes

Joke: A chicken and an egg are in bed. The chicken lays there satisfied as the egg, frustrated, lights up a cigarette and says, "At least we answered that question."

Joke: What's the difference between good pussy and good weed?

Joke: What can a woman put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Joke: Why do they call the area between the boobs and vagina the 'waist'?

Joke: A man walks into a bar and grabs a menu:

Hamburger $5

Beer $5

Handjob $5

A gorgeous waitress walks up to take his order and he asks her, "Are you the ones giving the handjobs?"

She licks her lips and replies, "Yes."

He puts a $5 bill on the table and says, "Well wash your hands, I want a burger!"