Dirty Jokes

Joke: Two nuns are driving down the road one day and come to a fork and turn left. One nun tells the other, "I've never come this way before."

The other replies, "I know, it's great. It's the cobblestones."

Joke: A doctor told a man, "You're going to have to stop masturbating."

The man asked him "Why?"

The doctor replied "It is extremely distracting."

Joke: What does every pirate hate?

Joke: What is the definition of making love?

Joke: Tom and John are hanging out. Tom asks John, "It's fuckin' freezin' in here. Can you get me my fuckin' slippers?"

John goes upstairs to get the slippers and he comes across Tom's hot 21-year-old twin sisters. He tells them, "Your brother told me to have sex with both of you."

One of the sisters replies, "Prove it!"

John yells downstairs, "Tom! Both of them?!."

Tom yells back, "Of course! What's the point of fuckin' one?!."