4 ratings
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Joke: What gets bigger every time you see your wife?
4 ratings
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Joke: A blonde woman and her boyfriend are making love when she suddenly freezes and stops moving. Her boyfriend is shocked, "Are you okay? What's wrong?"
She replies, "I was watching porn and I saw them doing this, it's called 'buffering'."
31 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man walks up to a large woman on a table and says "Damn! Nice legs."
She replies "You really think so?"
The man says "Hell yeah! Most tables would have broken by now. Must be oak."
51 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."
The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your penis so I can enlarge it."
5 ratings
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Joke: What's the difference between a whore and a rooster?