Dirty Jokes

Joke: Little John and his mother are driving down the road behind a truck carrying sex toys. Suddenly, a huge black dildo flies off of the truck and hits them. Little John asks, "What was that mommy?"

His mommy replies, "A fly."

Little John says, "Woah! Did you see the size of the cock on em'?"

Joke: What's the best part of working in the porn industry?

Joke: What's the difference between lesbians and children?

Joke: A penis' life is so sad. His hair is always messy, his neighbor is an asshole, his family is nuts, his best friend is a pussy, and all his owner does is beat him and put bags over his head.

Joke: What do you call a sad porno?