Dirty Jokes

Joke: One of the professors at a university is well known for his sexist comments in class. One day, all of the women in the class gathered outside of the classroom and decided that the next time he made a sexist comment they would all walk out of the classroom.

The next day the professor was talking and made another sexist statement as expected, "You ladies will be happy to hear that the tribesmen have an average penis size of 12 inches."

With this all of the women walk out. He calls to them, "Girls! Wait! The next flight doesn't leave for a few hours!"

Joke: A man is getting a hotel room and he accidentally rubs his elbow against a woman's breasts. He tells her, "If your heart is a soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, come to room 434."

Joke: A man climbs into bed and sets a glass of water and aspirin on his wife's bedside table. She tells him, "I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Good, let's fuck!"

Joke: What do you call a successful sperm?

Joke: A man and woman have been married for 30 years. One morning, while in bed, the husband tells his wife, "Honey, I can't get rid of this morning wood, could you help me out?"

The wife rolls over and takes off all of her clothes.

The man rolls back over and says, "Thanks dear."