Dirty Jokes

Joke: Four blondes are sitting outside on Christmas Eve. Santa flies by and cheers, "Ho, ho, ho!"

One of the blondes yells back, "Hey! What about me Santa?"

Joke: Three men go to hell and they immediately meet the devil. He tells them, "Alright guys, you get to pick one of these three rooms to spend eternity in."

The devil opens up the first door revealing a room full of people standing on their heads on a hard wood floor. He opens up the next door to reveal a room full of people standing on their heads on a cement floor. Finally, he opens up the final door revealing a room full of people standing waist deep in shit drinking coffee.

All of the men choose door 3 because it is less crowded, you get to stand, and you get to drink coffee. As soon as they walk into the room the devil says, "Alright, coffee break's over. Back onto your heads!"

Joke: What's the difference between being horny and being hungry?

Joke: What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Joke: What do you get when you put 50 lesbians in a room with 50 lawyers?