Dirty Jokes

Joke: What do you call a cheap circumcision?

Joke: What should you do when your wife starts smoking?

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Joke: How are men like floors?

Joke: Little Connor is at school and his teacher asks, "Do you know any words with multiple syllables?"

Connor raises his hand and says, "Mas-tur-bate."

The teacher frowns and says, "Well yes Connor. That's quite the mouthful."

Little Connor replies, "No, that's fal-lat-io."