Dirty Jokes

Joke: A young bachelor goes to the store to buy a few things: a case of beer, some condoms, and a bag of chips. He goes to checkout and the lady cashier says "You must be single."

He asks her "You knew that from just what I'm buying?"

She replies "No, you're just really ugly."

Joke: A chicken and an egg are in bed. The chicken lays there satisfied as the egg, frustrated, lights up a cigarette and says, "At least we answered that question."

Joke: A plane is about to crash. A woman stands up and yells, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Who's going to be man enough to do it?"

A large man stands up and rips his shirt off, "Here! Iron this!"

Joke: What's the difference between a whore and a rooster?

Joke: Nena: Grandma, we played high jump & tumbling at school. Grandma: What? How many times do I have to tell you not to play that kind of game because your schoolmates will see your underwear. Nena: Oh don't worry Grandma, because this time I already took off my panties and put in in my bag ..