Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man is making sweet love to his wife. He looks over to the doorway and sees that his son is watching. The boy runs off so the man tells his wife, "I should go talk to him."

The man goes to his son's room to find him nailing Grandma. The father yells, "What the hell?"

The boy replies, "Not so funny when it's your mom, now is it?"

Joke: Tyler and Chandler are stranded on a island together for a few weeks. Tyler is getting horny so he decides he wants to have sex with Chandler. But no matter what Chandler won't have sex with him.

One day a very attractive woman is seen in the distance drowning and Tyler saves her. She tells him "Oh my god, you saved my life! I will do whatever you want."

Tyler thinks and points at Chandler "Can you help me catch that guy?"

Joke: What is the definition of making love?

Joke: A boy is going to have dinner with his girlfriend's family for the first time and he is also going to sleep with her that night. He goes to the pharmacy to get condoms for that night and he ends up talking to the pharmacist for twenty minutes about his plans for the night. Then he buys the large pack of condoms because he is going to be "busy that night."

Later that night he goes to his girlfriend's house and she greets him at the door. They go to the dinner table and sit down to eat. The boy sits quietly for a minute and asks if he can say grace. After he has been praying for 10 minutes his girlfriend leans over and says "I didn't know you were so religious."

The boy replies "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist!"

Joke: Tyler is watering his lawn when one of his old friends Connor happens to walk by. They get to talking and Tyler asks Connor "What have you been doing?"

Connor replies "I'm studying logic."

Tyler asks "What exactly is logic?"

Connor says "I'll give you an example. You have a dog, children, and you are heterosexual. Right?"

Tyler gets excited "Yeah! How did you know that?"

Connor answers "I noticed you had a dog house, and I noticed those bikes in your garage. So I knew you had kids and a dog. Since you have kids you are probably heterosexual."

A week later Tyler runs into another one of his friends, Chandler, and tells him of his encounter with Connor. Chandler asks him what logic is so Tyler asks "Do you have a dog?"

Chandler replies "No."

Tyler says "That means you're gay!"