Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man goes into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books for dudes with little dicks?"

She replies, "We have one, I don't know if it's not in yet."

The guy frowns, "That's the one..."

Joke: A mortician named John had the terrible task of prepping his best friend Tom to be cremated. Upon inspecting the body, John discovered that Tom has the largest private part he had ever seen. So in the name of preserving it, he cut it off and put it in his bag.

When he got home later that night he told his wife, "You're not going to believe this," and he opened his bag.

"Oh my god!" She yelled in horror, "Sam's dead?!"

Joke: What do you call a cow that is masturbating?

Joke: Yo mama's such a hoe, she burns more rubber than a racecar driver.

Joke: A blonde woman was giving me a hand job in the dark. She told me "You have the biggest penis I've ever held!"

I told her "No, you're pulling my leg."