Dirty Jokes

Joke: Why do abstinence parties always suck?

Joke: How is the Pope like a Christmas tree?

Joke: A man explains to his girlfriend that his pants were especially made for dancing. She asks him, "Ballroom?"

He replies, "Not much."

Joke: Tyler and Chandler are stranded on a island together for a few weeks. Tyler is getting horny so he decides he wants to have sex with Chandler. But no matter what Chandler won't have sex with him.

One day a very attractive woman is seen in the distance drowning and Tyler saves her. She tells him "Oh my god, you saved my life! I will do whatever you want."

Tyler thinks and points at Chandler "Can you help me catch that guy?"

Joke: What is a porn star's favorite drink?