Dirty Jokes

Joke: A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar... And that's just the first guy!

Joke: What does every pirate hate?

Joke: Yo mama's such a hoe, she burns more rubber than a racecar driver.

Joke: Micky Mouse wants to get a divorce from Minnie but the judge tells him, "I cannot let you divorce your wife."

Micky replies, "Why not?"

The judge tells him, "Because you cannot prove your claim that she is crazy."

Outraged, Micky yells at the judge, "I didn't say she was crazy! I said she was fucking Goofy!"

Joke: Why do all men think with their dicks?