Dirty Jokes

Joke: Sex of the ages:

20 - 30: Triweekly.
30 - 40: Try weekly.
40 - 50: Try weakly.

Joke: A bald man goes to the doctor and asks him, "Doc, how can I get my hair back?"

The doctor hands him a jar of pussy juice and tells him to apply it to his head every day.

The man comes back a month later with a full head of hair. He asks, "How did you know that would work doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Have you ever seen a mustache this thick?"

Joke: A man climbs into bed and sets a glass of water and aspirin on his wife's bedside table. She tells him, "I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Good, let's fuck!"

Joke: What does yeast and a redneck have in common?

Joke: Four gay men are sitting in a hot tub. Suddenly a blob of cum rises to the surface. One of them says, "Come on, who farted?"