Dirty Jokes

Joke: What did the alien say when a man found him masturbating in his fridge?

Joke: A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.

Joke: How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?

Joke: Two priests are driving a white van when they get pulled over by a police officer. The officer tells them, "Sorry to pull you over, we're looking for a couple of child molesters."

The priests look at each other for a moment and the driver turns back to the police officer and says, "We'll do it!"

Joke: Why are blowjobs from midgets the best?