Dirty Jokes

Joke: What has six balls and rapes the poor?

Joke: Why do they call the area between the boobs and vagina the 'waist'?

Joke: Why did the prostitute jingle Santa's balls?

Joke: A man and his wife have been happily married for 50 years and are out golfing like they often do. As the husband is teeing off he confesses, "I have something terrible to tell you, but I really hope you forgive me. Right after we got married I cheated on you. It was only once and it was a huge mistake, I've regretted it ever since."

His wife replies as she steps up to the tee, "I accept that and I understand. I have something I need to tell you."

The husband replies, "Anything honey, I'm just happy you're so relaxed about my mistake."

She tells him, "About a year before I met you, I had a sex change operation. I used to be a man."

He is shocked, "You son of a gun... How could you? For all of these years you've been teeing off from the ladies tee box you cheater!"

Joke: I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy's name. Who the heck is Rape?