Dirty Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's such a hoe, she burns more rubber than a racecar driver.

Joke: Why does Santa have the largest sack of all?

Joke: A mortician named John had the terrible task of prepping his best friend Tom to be cremated. Upon inspecting the body, John discovered that Tom has the largest private part he had ever seen. So in the name of preserving it, he cut it off and put it in his bag.

When he got home later that night he told his wife, "You're not going to believe this," and he opened his bag.

"Oh my god!" She yelled in horror, "Sam's dead?!"

Joke: What's the best way to fix a problem with pedophiles?

Joke: A man and his wife go to an art gallery and they come to a piece entitled 'Summer.' It is a painting of a naked woman with leaves covering her. The man's wife asks him "What do you think?"

He replies "I wish it was called Autumn."