Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man walks into the kitchen and finds his wife boiling eggs. She looks at him passionately, lays on the counter, and says, "Make love to me Randy!"

Not wanting to lose the chance he embraces her quickly and they make passionate love.

When they are finished he asks her, "What was that about?"

She replies, "The egg timer was broken."

Joke: Why are prostitutes great at the piano?

Joke: Little John and his mother are driving down the road behind a truck carrying sex toys. Suddenly, a huge black dildo flies off of the truck and hits them. Little John asks, "What was that mommy?"

His mommy replies, "A fly."

Little John says, "Woah! Did you see the size of the cock on em'?"

Joke: A man is on a blind date with a girl named Marie. Things heat up a little and he asks her, "Would you object to sex?"

Marie tells him, a little embarrassed, "That's something I've never done."

With this he says, "Really? I've never had sex with a virgin."

Marie replies, "No silly. I never object."

Joke: What do you call it when a girl freaks out while on her period?