Dirty Jokes

Joke: A teenage boy taught his mother how to use Google Images. He told her, "You can search for anything you want and it gives you pictures."

"So I could look up a delicious cream pie?" His mother offered.

"Anything except that."

Joke: A blonde woman comes home to discover her husband naked in bed. He begins to have a heart attack so she runs to the phone to call the police. At this point her daughter runs up to her and says "Aunt Lilly is in your closet and she's naked."

The blonde woman slams down the phone and runs to the closet and opens the door. Sure enough, there is her sister hiding behind their clothes. The blonde woman, now furious, yells "My husband is having a heart attack and all you are doing is running around naked scaring my kids?"

Joke: How is a woman like a grammar Nazi?

Joke: An American guy goes to Europe to get laid. He takes a girl from the club back to his hotel room. After the first round he asks her, "You finish?" She shakes her no.

They go for a second time and again he asks her, "You finish?" But again she shakes her head.

They do it a third time and he is exhausted at this point. He asks her, "You finish?"

She replies, "No, I'm Norwegian."

Joke: Little John and his mother are driving down the road behind a truck carrying sex toys. Suddenly, a huge black dildo flies off of the truck and hits them. Little John asks, "What was that mommy?"

His mommy replies, "A fly."

Little John says, "Woah! Did you see the size of the cock on em'?"