Dirty Jokes

Joke: Two nuns are driving down the road one day and come to a fork and turn left. One nun tells the other, "I've never come this way before."

The other replies, "I know, it's great. It's the cobblestones."

Joke: A man walks into a bar and grabs a menu:

Hamburger $5

Beer $5

Handjob $5

A gorgeous waitress walks up to take his order and he asks her, "Are you the ones giving the handjobs?"

She licks her lips and replies, "Yes."

He puts a $5 bill on the table and says, "Well wash your hands, I want a burger!"

Joke: Why do they call the area between the boobs and vagina the 'waist'?

Joke: What can a woman put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Joke: What's the difference between good pussy and good weed?