Dirty Jokes

Joke: Have you heard the one about the porn star's penis?

Joke: Three engineers are fighting over what kind of engineer God must be. The first one says, "God must be a mechanical engineer, look at the joints!"

The second engineer says, "No! God must be a electrical engineer, look at the nervous system."

The final engineer says, "It's obvious he is a civil engineer, who else would run a waste disposal pipeline through prime recreational area?"

Joke: What's another name for a female private investigator?

Joke: What did a saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

Joke: Anthony and Maria get married but they can't afford a honeymoon, so they end up going to Maria's parents house for their first night. The next morning Timmy, Maria's little brother, goes to the kitchen for breakfast and asks him mother, "Are Tony and Maria up yet?"

His mother replies, "No."

Timmy says, "Do you want to know what I think?"

His mother replies, "No! I don't want to know what you think. Go to school."

Timmy comes home for lunch and asks, "Are Tony and Maria up yet?"

His mother replies, "No."

Timmy says, "Do you want to know what I think?"

His mother replies, "No I do not, go back to school!"

Timmy comes home after school and asks his mother, "Are Tony and Maria up yet?"

His mother replies, "No."

Timmy says, "Do you want to know what I think?"

His mother replies, "Fine! What do you think?"

Timmy replies, "Last night Tony came into my room for some Vaseline, and I think I gave him super glue."