Dirty Jokes

Joke: One of the professors at a university is well known for his sexist comments in class. One day, all of the women in the class gathered outside of the classroom and decided that the next time he made a sexist comment they would all walk out of the classroom.

The next day the professor was talking and made another sexist statement as expected, "You ladies will be happy to hear that the tribesmen have an average penis size of 12 inches."

With this all of the women walk out. He calls to them, "Girls! Wait! The next flight doesn't leave for a few hours!"

Joke: A man is getting a hotel room and he accidentally rubs his elbow against a woman's breasts. He tells her, "If your heart is a soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, come to room 434."

Joke: Tom's wife has been in a coma for months. Her attendants have noticed that every time they wash her crotch she moves a little bit. Desperate, they ask Tom if he would perform oral sex on his wife in an attempt to wake her up. Tom agrees and asks for some privacy in the room. Soon after, he rushes out in a panic and says, "I think she's choking!"

Joke: What gets bigger every time you watch your neighbor's wife undress?

Joke: What's the best part of a blowjob?