Dirty Jokes

Joke: How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?

Joke: How are weather men just like every other man?

Joke: How do you titillate an ocelot?

Joke: Why are prostitutes great at the piano?

Joke: Little Johnny is in anatomy class one day when his teacher asks him a question while pointing at the male genitalia, "Little Johnny, what is this?"

Little Johnny replies excitedly, "I know! My dad has two of them! A little one for peeing and a big one for brushing my mom's teeth!"