Dirty Jokes

 

14 ratings
1 saves

Joke: A blonde woman fears that her husband has been cheating on her so she goes to the gun shop and buys a pistol. The next day when she comes home from work she finds her husband in bed with another woman. She takes out the gun and puts it to her own head. Her husband yells "Don't shoot yourself!"

She yells back "Shut up! You're next!"


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

15 ratings
1 saves

Joke: Two hillbillies walk into a bar. They are sitting next to a woman who begins to cough violently. One of the men asks her "Are you okay?" The woman shakes her head no.

He promptly lifts her dress and licks one of her butt cheeks. She instantly spasms violently and spits out the food she was choking on. The hillbilly calmly walks back to his table. The other man turns to him and says "I've never actually seen somebody use the hind lick maneuver."


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

10 ratings
0 saves

Joke: A blonde woman wants to bath in milk because she heard it makes your skin silky smooth. So when the milkman comes she tells him "I'm going to need 25 gallons of milk."

He replies "Damn, what for?"

She tells him "I want to bath in it."

Confused he asks her "Would you like that pasteurized?"

She replies "No, just up to my tits is fine. I'll splash it on my eyes."


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

10 ratings
2 saves

Joke: Two nuns are taking a walk when they are attacked by vampires. One of the nuns yells "Sister Annie! Show them your cross!"

Sister Annie runs at the vampires and yells "Get the fuck out of here!"


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

13 ratings
1 saves

Joke: What do you call someone who has herpes, AIDS, and hepatitis C?


Punch line: An incurable romantic.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+