Dirty Jokes

Joke: Why did the man get arrested after he was found with his 15-year-old escort?

Joke: An old married couple was sitting on their porch in rocking chairs.

The old man grabs his wives breasts saying 'if these still made milk we wouldn't need the cows.' The old woman remains silent so he moves his hand.

A little later he reaches over and grabs her crotch and says 'if this still laid eggs we wouldn't need chickens.' The woman remains silent so he moves his hand.

A few minutes later, the woman grabs the old man's dick and says 'if that worked we wouldn't need your brother.'

Joke: What is green and eats nuts?

Joke: Why did the man take Viagra every night?

Joke: What is the worst kind of stud?