Dirty Jokes

Joke: What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, starts with C and ends with T, and has a U and N in the middle?

Joke: How is sex like a game of cards?

Joke: What did the man say after having sex for an hour and 45 seconds?

Joke: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Joke: Why does the blonde put perfume all over her ankles?