Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man is getting a hotel room and he accidentally rubs his elbow against a woman's breasts. He tells her, "If your heart is a soft as your breasts, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, come to room 434."

Joke: A man accidentally sent a picture of his penis to everybody in his address book.

Not only did he feel stupid afterwords, it cost him 20 dollars in stamps!

Joke: How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?

Joke: What do you call somebody born with no eyelids who has them reconstructed with foreskin?

Joke: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?