Dirty Jokes

Joke: An American, an Englishman, and a Mexican are in a hot air balloon. After being stranded for a few hours the Englishman drops a teabag out of the balloon and says, "We have too many of these in my country."

The Mexican than throws a borrito out of the balloon and says, "We have way too many of these in my country."

Then the American throws the Mexican out of the balloon. The Englishman asks him, "Why did you do that?!"

He replies, "He slept with my wife."

Joke: What did a saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

Joke: How do you get kicked out of an animal rights group?

Joke: What can a woman put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Joke: What's the difference between good pussy and good weed?