Dirty Jokes

Joke: A man and woman have been married for 30 years. One morning, while in bed, the husband tells his wife, "Honey, I can't get rid of this morning wood, could you help me out?"

The wife rolls over and takes off all of her clothes.

The man rolls back over and says, "Thanks dear."

Joke: A woman is packing up and about to leaver her husband. When he asks her where she plans on going she says, "I'm going to Las Vegas, I can get $100 a blowjob there."

He laughs and replies, "Good luck living on $300 a year."

Joke: How many Freudian's does it take to change a light bulb?

Joke: What can we learn from surprise morning blowjobs?

Joke: What gets bigger every time you see your wife?