Dirty Jokes

Joke: Why did the man get arrested after he was found with his 15-year-old escort?

Joke: What's worse than ants in your pants?

Joke: What's the difference between a blonde girl and an NHL player?

Joke: What happened when Snoopy found out his girlfriend was cheating on him?

Joke: A man climbs into bed and sets a glass of water and aspirin on his wife's bedside table. She tells him, "I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Good, let's fuck!"