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Joke: What is a porn star's favorite drink?


Punch line: 7-Up in Cider!


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Joke: A sailor walks into a bathroom and sees a kid looking at him. The kid asks him, "Mister, are you a sailor?"


The kid says yes and puts the hat on. A few minutes later a marine walks into the bathroom and the kid is staring at him, "Mister, are you a marine?"

He replies, "Yeah... Why? You wanna hold my dick or something?"

The kid replies, "No thanks. I'm not a sailor, I'm just wearing his hat."


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Joke: How does Jackie Chan masturbate?


Punch line: He just jacket-off


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Joke: What race is the number one at getting horny all the time


Punch line: The human race


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Joke: I ran into a man today who knew absolutely nothing about anatomy. I had to explain to him that their was a vas deferens between a testicle and penis.


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