Dirty Jokes

Joke: What race is the number one at getting horny all the time

Joke: A husband and wife are having a night in. The wife is in the bathroom and the husband calls to her "Honey, you want to fool around?"

As the wife walks over to the bed she falls on her face and the husband says "Oh no! Honey, are you okay? Come here and I'll kiss it."

After they are done the wife gets up to use the bathroom again and falls once again. The husband looks at her, rolls over, and says "Clumsy bitch."

Joke: Jokes about feminine hygiene aren't funny... Period!

Joke: How are weather men just like every other man?

Joke: How do you titillate an ocelot?