Dirty Jokes

Joke: This little girl showers with her mother every day. One day, the curious girl asks her mother what that is between her mother's legs. She tells her it's her beaver. When the mother goes on vacation the girl stays with her grandmother and also showers with her. When the mother gets back and they are taking a shower, the girl says, "mommy I think grandma's beaver is dead". The mother asks her why she would ever say that and she tells her because its tongue is hanging out.

Joke: A woman is packing up and about to leaver her husband. When he asks her where she plans on going she says, "I'm going to Las Vegas, I can get $100 a blowjob there."

He laughs and replies, "Good luck living on $300 a year."

Joke: What gets bigger every time you see your wife?

Joke: The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Joke: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving through fog?