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Joke: What did the hat say to the scarf?
Punch line: “You hang around, and I'll go on a head."
Joke: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Punch line: Sue.
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Joke: What did one plate say to the other plate?
Punch line: Dinner's on me tonight!
Joke: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Punch line: "Between you and me, something smells!"
Joke: Why do elephants have trunks?
Punch line: Because they'd look funny with suitcases.
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