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Joke: What did the hat say to the scarf?


Punch line: “You hang around, and I'll go on a head."


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Joke: What did the lawyer name his daughter?


Punch line: Sue.


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Joke: What did one plate say to the other plate?


Punch line: Dinner's on me tonight!


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Joke: What did the left eye say to the right eye?


Punch line: "Between you and me, something smells!"


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Joke: Why do elephants have trunks?


Punch line: Because they'd look funny with suitcases.


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