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Joke: Why do elephants have trunks?


Punch line: Because they'd look funny with suitcases.


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Joke: Why did the opera singer go sailing?


Punch line: Because she wanted to hit the high C’s.


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Joke: How many of your younger siblings does it take to get chores done?


Punch line: None. You do them all by yourself.


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Joke: The mother becomes a mother in law. The father becomes a father in law. The sister becomes a sister in law. The daughter becomes a daughter in law. The son becomes a son in law. What does the wife become???????


Punch line: THE LAW ITSELF!!!!!!!!!


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Joke: I sold my vacuum the other day.


Punch line: All it did was collect dust


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