Joke: How many of your younger siblings does it take to get chores done?
Punch line: None. You do them all by yourself.
Joke: The mother becomes a mother in law. The father becomes a father in law. The sister becomes a sister in law. The daughter becomes a daughter in law. The son becomes a son in law. What does the wife become???????
Punch line: THE LAW ITSELF!!!!!!!!!
Joke: I sold my vacuum the other day.
Punch line: All it did was collect dust
Joke: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
Punch line: You crack me up.
Joke: So, did you hear about the guy who got his left side cut off. He's all right now.
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