Clean Jokes

Joke: Did you know that everybody has a photographic memory?

Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?

Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull your self together.

Joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Joke: What do you get when you cross a platypus and a steamroller?