Joke: Did you know that everybody has a photographic memory?
Punch line: Some just haven't developed yet.
Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?
Punch line: A small medium at large.
Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull your self together.
Punch line: You pull pair a curtains together.
Joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Punch line: A stick!
Joke: What do you get when you cross a platypus and a steamroller?
Punch line: A splatypus!
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