Clean Jokes

 

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Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."

The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."

The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"

The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."


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Joke: What is a job everybody can see themselves doing?


Punch line: Mirror inspector.


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Joke: What is the worst part of waiting in line at the knife museum?


Punch line: All of the cutting.


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Joke: What's the difference between a jazz and rock guitarist?


Punch line: A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 100,000 people and a jazz guitarist plays 100,000 chords for 10 people.


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Joke: A man was telling me he was thinking about opening several underground water storage facilities.

I replied, "Well, well, well."


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