Joke #1008

Joke: A man went to a job interview. The first thing they told him was "We are looking for somebody responsible."

The man replied "I'm just the man you're looking for. At my last job every time anything bad happened they told me I was responsible."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

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Joke: How does a lion treat other animals in the jungle?

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