Joke #1008

Joke: A man went to a job interview. The first thing they told him was "We are looking for somebody responsible."

The man replied "I'm just the man you're looking for. At my last job every time anything bad happened they told me I was responsible."

Joke: What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: What did the provolone say to the cheddar on picture day?

Joke: Which is richer: a lake or a river?

Joke: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?