6 ratings
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Joke: Why don't most buildings have a 13th floor?
29 ratings
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Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."
The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."
The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"
The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."
74 ratings
2 saves
Joke: It was so cold out today, I saw a lawyer put his hands in his own pockets.
10 ratings
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Joke: Two men were walking through a forest and spotted an aggressive looking bear. The first man took his running shoes out of his backpack and started to put them on. The second man said "You really think you can outrun that bear?"
The first man replied "Don't have to... I just have to outrun you."
5 ratings
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Joke: Have you heard that kangaroos can jump higher than a two-story house?
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