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Joke: A truck driver stops at a restaurant to get some food and rest. A gang of bikers approach him while he's eating and start to mess with him. They call him names and throw food at him but he doesn't do anything about it. When he's finished he pays his bill and leaves.

After he leaves one of the bikers says, "Well he isn't much of a man is he?"

The waitress says, "He isn't much of a truck driver either. He just ran over 20 motorcycles on his way out."


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Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?


Punch line: Sorry, that's my fault.


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Joke: A barber, a bald man and an absent-minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, and so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me."


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Joke: A blonde chicks boyfriend found out her password was "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." When he asked her why she replied, "They said it had to be 8 characters long at least."


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Joke: What do pirates say on their 80th birthday?


Punch line: Aye matey!


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